Questions for an Eight Ball

Is my husband cheating on me?
Ask again later

Am I getting fat?
Cannot predict now

Does my roommate like me because lately she’s been conveniently leaving every time I get home and I think she’s wearing my sports bras and she never wants to drink with me?
Reply hazy try again

Am I the best climber/runner/skier/swimmer/racer/all-around-athlete in the world?
It is certain

Can I count on my friends to be trustworthy with my secrets or are they secretly talking behind my back about everything I tell them?
As I see it Yes

Does my boyfriend like it when I bite his cheeks and scratch his back really hard while we’re having sex?
Concentrate and ask again.

Is going skydiving safe and I’m going to have the best most exhilarating experience ever?
Better not tell you now